Author's Note: I hate the literary device of a "fictional argument" in philosophical or persuasive writing. It is far too convenient for an author to set up his side of the contest to be the winner, and the other side to be the loser. In fact, I think that very few of these types of writings are anything more than a glorified straw-man argument. With that said, this blog post is written in this very form I despise and is probably guilty of a straw-man here and there. My reason for using this device is that it is derived from 10 years of real conversations about home-schooling along with things I wished I would have said at the time, but now plan to say in similar future conversations. Feedback is welcome to help me improve the dialogue.
CHARACTERS:
- Seth Nielson - A hot-headed, argumentative home-schooling dad
- Amy Nielson - Seth's beautiful, fiery wife who converted her husband to home-schooling in the first place
- Abby Normal - An excellent public school teacher
- Mary Olivia Moore - Just your average MOM of three.
SETTING: A party at the Nielson's house for friends and family. All the other guests have left except for Mary (who left the kids with her husband) and her ride, Abby.
PART I.
During some small talk in the living room, Mary, who hasn't known the Nielsons very long opens up a new topic. "So, I hear that you guys homeschool."
"Yes we do," Amy replies.
"That sounds like lots of work. Why do you do it?"
"Well," Seth says, "like everything in life there are pros and cons."
"Yeah, I guess that's true." Mary nods seeming satisfied with the answer
But before a new conversation topic can open up, Seth shakes his head, looks up at the ceiling and shaking his fists exclaims, "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
Both Abby and Mary stare in surprise. "Umm, is there something wrong?" Abby ventures.
"What's wrong with him?" Mary asks with a tone of worry.
Amy, realizing what is happening, sighs. "I'm afraid he's grown tired of being polite," she states.
"YES!" Seth says looking at the two women in frustration. "I am SO tired of trying to not offend everyone instead of just saying what I think! Do you know what Carbon Monoxide is?"
This seemingly disconnected question further convinces Mary and Abby that Seth is having a "special" moment and they think that maybe the party is "over," but the frustrated man proceeds. "Carbon Monoxide is a 'silent' killer. It is a colorless, odorless, and tasteless gas and before you realize you're being affected by it, it will kill you. Death comes because the carbon monoxide molecules have blocked the blood's ability to carry oxygen.
"The risks of carbon monoxide poisoning increase in enclosed spaces for obvious reasons. Miners were especially prone to this destroying angel but were generally capable of rapid detection of the gas through the use of a canary. The small (bright yellow) bird, with a more sensitive metabolism, would visibly sway (and then drop) when the concentration of CO was still low enough that a human being could continue to function and effect an escape."
"What in the world does this have to do with anything?" Abby asks in annoyance.
"Well," Seth states, "when people ask me why I homeschool my children, I haven't been very honest. In the interest of being polite and kind and 'tolerant' I usually avoid saying what I really think."
"And that is," Mary presses.
"What I really think is that I've seen too many children swaying and dropping from their exposure to a colorless, odorless, and tasteless educational system. We value being 'nice' in our society over telling the truth to such an extent that I don't usually have the guts to tell you," he says looking at Mary, "that it's the impact of public schools on your obviously bright children that sends me running in the other direction as quickly as possible."
Mary and Abby both gasp while Amy shakes her head and mouths an "I told you so."
"I beg your pardon!" Mary fumes when she's recovered.
"Have you ever read about the symptoms of CO poisoning? At a 15% exposure, you get a mild headache, at 25% the headache increases accompanied by nausea but you'll get better if you can get out quickly. But by 30% you start having long-term irreversible effects. At 45% your unconscious and at 50% or more you'll just die."
"Are you comparing education to carbon monoxide poisoning?" Abby asks incredulously.
"No, I'm comparing public education to carbon monoxide poisoning and I think the symptoms are astonishingly similar. I wish that more parents would recognize that the canary is dead and get the heck out. I wouldn't put my child in most of the public schools for just about any reason. And those few schools that might be passable would be a temporary education solution until I could find something better."
"But, but, but," Mary protests, "my child's school is wonderful!"
"Based on what metric?"
"What?"
"How are you judging your child's school to be wonderful?"
"Their school has some of the highest test scores in the state!" Mary responds proudly. To the ladies' surprise, both Amy and Seth start laughing almost uncontrollably. "What's so funny!" Mary demands.
"So," Seth says finally catching his breath, "you're going to judge an institution by tests created by that institution?"
"Well," Abby jumps in, "whatever you want to say about them, I think that the testing is reasonably fair and accurate."
"And I don't," he replies evenly. "But even if I did, those tests are NOT a good judge of the school's effectiveness with the children. More importantly, they aren't a good judge of the school's effectiveness on a specific child. Shoot, we haven't even started talking about how those tests have negatively impacted curriculum and teaching methods."
"Whatever," Mary answers. "My children are doing very well and are near the top of their classes."
"Wait, what?" Amy speaks up. "You're saying your children are doing well because they're doing better than other children in the same school? Hey, why don't you move into inner-city Baltimore so they can move right up to the top of their class."
"I'm sorry to offend you ladies," Seth says, "but with some exceptions, I have rarely found public schools to help children reach their potential."
"Seriously?" Abby says disgusted, "You think that little of all the people you know? All the people you've gone to college with? All the people in the world are suffering in ignorance while those few homeschoolers are the only ones reaching their potential?"
"Actually, to some degree, yes, I think that a good segment of our society coming out of public schools can't think critically. I think a good chunk of them are also coming out with damaged creativity and an inability to continue learning out of a school environment. From where I stand, those public school children that manage to emerge more-or-less educated and functional, is more often than not thanks to caring parents, a reasonably stable and well adjusted peer-group, and the natural resiliency of their minds."
"How can you presume to judge my child's school?" Mary retorts. "You don't send your children there so what do you know about it?"
"Well, let me try to reduce it to one sentence. The public school system is a centralized, bureaucratic, authoritarian institution dominated by politics, a bankrupt education philosophy protected by a government monopoly, and far too many academically substandard teachers all supported and upheld by a disturbing number of uninformed, detached, and oblivious parents."
Abby shakes her head in exasperation. "You're so elitist. You can use all the big words you want, but I teach in these schools and I see all the good that's being done every day."
"Ok... if I understand you correctly, you're saying that my belief that the public schools are failures is wrong for two reasons. First, you think I'm wrong because I'm viewing it from an 'elitist' viewpoint as evidenced by the words I chose to describe its problems and, second, I'm wrong because you have personally witnessed the system doing good."
"You're still making it too complicated, but yes, I know the schools are not failures because I teach in the schools and know that, despite occasional problems, we do a lot of good in the lives of our students."
"And that, really, is where we disagree. I don't think the public school system has occasional problems. I think it is built on a dangerous and inherently broken foundation. When I gave you my one-sentence description before, it was not to use 'big words,' but to describe using as few words as possible the core problems of it. I said, for example, that it was 'centralized' and 'bureaucratic' and those are serious problem."
"How so?" Mary asks with a hint of curiosity.
"Well, the problem for the student sitting in his or her desk for about 180 days a year for 13 years is that the congressman/senator/president sitting in DC has never met them, except for the occasional political dog and pony show. I think trusting Congress, made up of a few hundred people of questionable motivations and interests, to dictate the education of millions of children is inherently unsafe and unwise."
"Most of the controls on education happen at the state level," Abby retorts.
"Even the state controls on education are far too centralized. As an anecdotal example, when we lived in Houston, we read a report in the city paper that the Houston Independent School District had its own lobbyists for the state government. Does that make any sense to you?"
"Yes, actually," Abby says, "the school districts need to make sure that the state government understands our problems."
"You don't see what strange situation it is that the state government controls what your district teaches? The other day, I browsed some of Maryland's mandated education curriculum and examined the math section. The fourth grade curriculum, for example, states that the child should be able to recognize right triangles. Can you believe that a detail that specific was decided by a state bureaucracy?"
"You don't think a fourth grader should be able to recognize right triangles?"
"I don't think that bunch of state bureaucrats can decide what each and every child can and should know at each grade level. My fourth grader doesn't know what a right triangle is because we've been working on learning abstract thinking through computer programming. So because I think that abstract thinking is more important, my second child is 'behind' according to these guys. At the same time, my 5th grader is way beyond their math curriculum. These guys don't know my kids and they don't know my kids needs."
"But there have to be basic guidelines for the schools to work from," Abby replies. "There's nothing wrong with that."
"I think there is something wrong with having people I have little or no control over decide what 'normal' education means. The day-to-day impact of education is largely determined by bureaucrats that can't even be voted out of office! These bureaucrats have incredible influence over how the policies are implemented, and there are very few mechanisms within the system for preventing them from overstepping their authority. Homeschoolers deal with this constantly in the school districts they live within. School administrators and other public officials at all levels often attempt to impose requirements on the home-schooled students and only with the help of legal groups such as the HSLDA are they thwarted."
Abby snorts. "Thwarted? You're making a mountain out of a mole-hill."
"You really think so? I repeat: the public school system is fundamentally broken because an ever-increasing number of decisions about what is taught is determined by state and federal legislatures and bureaucracies. And that, in turn, reinforces the public school system as an arm of an authoritative government."
Abby laughs. "Oh seriously, Seth? Now you're starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist."
"Conspiracy? Homeschoolers are probably the most informed group in the country on what happens if you don't show up for school. Do you ladies know?"
Abby shrugs, but Mary shakes her head.
"The parents can be sent to jail."
"Oh no that's not true," Abby says hotly, "you're exaggerating again. The Truant officer will come by and make sure you know the kids have been absent."
"I am not exaggerating anything. In Nebraska there was a case where a home-schooling family, because of some scheduling problems was accused of truancy and given criminal convictions. And sometimes instead of jail time, you can have your kids taken away by CPS for a paperwork miscommunication."
"You're kidding!" Mary exclaims.
"Mary," Abby jumps in, "these sorts of things happen so rarely."
"Oh? And how do you know that?"
"Fine! Do you know how often they happen?"
"No, and I didn't claim to. The real problem here isn't how often they happen, the real problem is that the Government has the authority to do so. The fact that it can happen should be disturbing to anyone. Has it ever crossed your mind what mandatory education really means?"
"Yes, it means that everyone must be educated."
"Oh no it doesn't! You can't force someone to be educated, and you can't mandate wisdom. But you can mandate attendance, and with the full weight and power of the government behind it including police, jails, and forced dissolution of non-compliant families. Mandatory education means that the government orders you, at gun point, to put your children in their care, at the ages they dictate, in the places they dictate, at the times of day they dictate, to be presented the curriculum they dictate, with the other children they dictate, by the people they dictate, and under the rules they dictate. During the times of your child's incarceration, they will have little or no personal property protections, little or no protections of free speech, and (ever increasingly) little protection of religion."
At this point, Amy speaks up. "A good example of this was a young child I knew that was a member of our faith (LDS). When doing some kind of get-to-know-you paper, the child included a sibling that had passed away in accordance with our beliefs in eternal families. The teacher refused to accept this child's explanation and made him erase the name!"
"That's it!" Abby states jumping to her feet. "You guys are unbelievable. You pick out every example of bad teachers, or bad schools, or bad policies and try and say that those very rare events are how things are every day in every school."
"I most certainly did not say that. What I am saying is that no matter how rare or occasional these negative experiences are, the biggest problem is they were put upon the child by force! In the case my wife just described, the parents were required by law to keep that child with that teacher for the remainder of the year. By law, the child was forced to continue "learning" from that teacher lest his parents be sent to jail. The parents had little or no ability to have the teacher fired or even reprimanded.
"It doesn't matter that it was one nutty teacher in one school district. What matters is that the government has the power to force that child to be where they say, when they say and when the government has that kind of power, parents have little recourse if they find themselves on the business end of a nut-job. And it doesn't take too much living in too many places to find out that the nut jobs, whether teachers, curriculum, or policies, are not just occasional outliers, but increasingly common norms."
"But I actually like the teachers at my kids' school," Mary says sincerely. "And I generally do like the curriculum."
"But what if you didn't? What options would you have? Mr. Hayes who was here earlier at the party tonight lives across the county line and is in a different school district. He was describing to me the math education his children are getting. I was surprised because it was the first time in five states that I've been even remotely impressed with a public school math curriculum. But Mr. Hayes better hope and pray that the Powers that Be continue to use that curriculum. They did not consult with the parents when they hired those teachers, and they did not consider their feelings when they purchased the curriculum. As with the arbitrary and capricious sovereigns of old, the State giveth, and the State taketh away."
"Why would they take away a good curriculum?"
"Because good is subjective! Mr. Hayes tells me that during parent-teacher conferences he congratulated the math teacher for using such an amazing math program and the teacher said he was the only parent that approved! Because it is different, most other parents don't trust it. At some point in the future, the school may change its mind and go right back to teaching the crappy math that's characterized our schools for fifty years."
"Doesn't that kind of contradict your point that parents should control their children's educations?" Abby asks. "If it was up to these parents you're referring to, the children would be getting what you've described as 'crappy math.'"
"A very good point, Abby, but I'll begin to answer with a question. How well do your students learn what you teach if their parents are actively working against you at home?" The teacher refuses to answer but Seth continues anyway. "Not too well, do they? How well do you think this good math is going for these young children when their parents are openly hostile to it? And what if it was a crappy math program they were pushing down their throats instead? The fundamental problem is that the State can decide what your children learn and force you to accept their decision."
"But, if we didn't force children to go to school, some children wouldn't get educated." Mary proposes
"Your argument is that a child can be forced to be educated against his or her will? You think that forcibly putting a child in a desk for a certain number of hours in a day will somehow make them learn something? How many inner-city kids have you worked with? They've been stuck in desks from k-12 and can hardly read, so I have a hard time buying your argument."
"Fine," Abby responds, "but if they hadn't been in those desks, they would have been out getting into more trouble and we'd have an increase in gangs, vandalism, and drugs."
"At last!" Seth enthuses, "you're admitting that much of our school system isn't about education. Why don't we build some day prisons, call them that, and stop pussy-footing around. In the mean time, excuse me if I refuse to submit my child to those institutions. The public school system is fundamentally broken because it is built on a theory of dictating education and indoctrination to the parents and children."
Stay tuned for PART II...